Instead of a Mid-life Crisis, I Cut My Bangs

At forty-four, anything that looks perky is darn-near a miracle.

It’s almost eleven at night and my three teens are awake and acting as though the school schedule is only relevant to other teen humanoids. We watch Jimmy Fallon and laugh so hard I am compelled to pee immediately or face the soggy, smelly consequences.

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